Posts Tagged Osama bin Laden
A Connecticut company, Hero Builders, has released an Obama SEAL Team 6 “action” figure, “Rambama” — a grinning, muscular, custom Barack Obama figure dressed in camouflage fatigues and armed with an M1-A4. The doll closely resembles the real President Obama except that Obama is not muscular, not a military hero, not known for taking action, would most likely never be caught carrying a military weapon (or any weapon for that matter), and would assuredly never have successfully completed the rigorous Navy SEAL training. Other than that, it’s spot-on. The doll retails for $34.95.
For the record, Obama’s “heroics” surrounding the Osama bin Laden killing consisted of cutting his golf game short on that Sunday to return to the White House to watch the true national heroes take down Osama bin Laden–only to have Obama’s White House concoct a whole cloth version of what happened that has changed numerous times. Obama’s heroics also consisted of taking hours to give the initial green light on the Navy SEAL mission–and only after sleeping on it. Yes, clearly, “action,” is Obama’s middle name.
The mainstream media was not unexpectedly quick to welcome the Obama doll with blindly-loyal MSNBC going so far to describe the doll as “fierce-looking.” If lions in the jungle donned the same “fierce” expression as the new Obama doll, they would no doubt go hungry and be the laughing stock of the food chain.
In reality, an Obama Navy SEAL action figure is nothing more than an egregious insult to the truly brave, well-trained, dedicated, and actual American hero Navy SEAL’s who risked their lives to kill the mastermind of the 9/11 attack on America citizens. But of course there can never be a doll designed to depict those men. They shall remain faceless, and rightfully so, but not forgotten fierce fighters who do what needs to be done by the darkness of night—not a perpetually petty, shallow, attention-grabbing, paper tiger president who soaks up the spotlight like a sponge soaks up liquids, and grabs for the undeserved glory with both hands by the light of day.
If Hero Builders wants to create an accurate Barack Obama figure they should design a doll dressed in golf attire that talks out of both sides of its mouth and comes complete with a teleprompter and tedious and tiresome left-wing talking points. Empty suit not included. Who wouldn’t pay $34.95 for that?
You are most likely familiar with the great illusionists… Harry Houdini, David Blaine, Criss Angel, Penn & Teller, Barack Obama… Wait? What? Yes. Politicians and magicians have long shared a passion for prestidigitation. Our current president is perhaps the most masterful of them all. Today’s Texas trip caps off a great week or so of a politically slick sleight of hand by Barack “Quick Fingers” Obama.
The timing of the killing of Osama bin Laden provided Obama with a wonderful and no doubt welcome diversion from the growing demand for answers to the nation’s ever-increasing economic woes. Rising gas prices, rising food prices, and rising unemployment rates were quickly swept off the public’s radar. The storyline changed. Literally and figuratively. And Obama’s handlers were quick to focus attention on Obama’s other hand. Today’s Texas trip was merely more of the same. Why else would Obama want to talk about immigration now? Smoke and mirrors and money.
Obama couldn’t simply just jet down to Austin for a fundraiser and fly out. Enter the sleight of hand. Immigration is a hot-button issue. But more important, when we’re focused on how many illegal aliens are flowing across the board and Obama’s never-ending desire to welcome them with open arms and grant each and everyone of them amnesty, we are, again, conveniently—and more important, crucial to Obama’s reelection efforts—not focused on rising gas prices, rising food prices, and rising unemployment rates. Not to mention the great smokescreen it provides for a money-grab in Austin.
Expect more of the same. In the coming days, weeks, and months leading up to the 2012 election, the Obama handlers will work around the clock to pull new things out of their magical hat to keep you focused on anything and everything except rising gas prices, rising food prices, and rising unemployment rates. Call it “Operation Abracadabra Obama.”